Wow, what a crazy last couple of days. I don’t even know where to begin. I guess I’ll just start from where I am right now and then go back to the last time I wrote and go from there. Right now I am sitting in the hotel bar at the Hotel SO in Christchurch, on the east coast of the South Island of New Zealand. Last time I wrote we had just arrived in Queenstown, after a quick flight from Auckland. Finding a room was a bit tricky, as apparently it’s still high season, so we ended up a bit out of town in a small dorm room the first night, then a double with bunk beds the next two nights. The hostel crowd was a bit mellower than the party hostels in the center of town, mostly containing workers for the shops and restaurants in town and I had a great time with the Chilean, Argentinean, and Brazilian kids that stayed in after a hard day of work. The town party scene seemed like it was mostly for younger Brits and Kiwis who were out until 5am and since Flavia and I were waking up early and we were a bit out of the center of town, it was much easier (and cheaper) for us to stay at the hostel at night, cook our own dinner, drink a few beers or wine, and enjoy the evening at Deco’s. The hostel was decent, but what made it special was the beautiful view of the town alongside the bay, especially the second morning when we woke up just early enough to see a fire red sunrise reflecting off of the lake.

On our first day we woke up nice and early and walked up to the top of the gondola just out of town. It was a bit of a strenuous walk, all uphill, but we saved a few bucks and were further rewarded with the beautiful view of town. Up top, there was a luge set up. This basically consisted of an asphalt track with small carts, pull toward you with the handle bars to brake. NOTE: Sorry if I offend anyone, but sometimes stereotypes really do happen! So, I started going down and picking up speed, and then I flew by a couple of people, Prada handbags draped over their arms, and dragging on the track. I looked back and noticed that I was on the track with a busload of Japanese female tourists. As the course went on, it got worse, people were stopped in the middle, unable to get their buggy to move, others stopped taking photos (on the track mind you). Finally there was an old woman, stopped on the track, pumping her handlebars, yelling and what I could only figure was cursing, sitting near the finish line. Needless to say, the second run on the difficult track was more fun!
In the afternoon we began our more costly activities. Now, we have been so good with money so far in New Zealand, but we did kind of blow it in Queenstown. First we started with the Shotover Jetboat ride, which is the famous ride over the Shotover River in a speedboat, that spins and floats so damn close to the rocks, you are certain that you are going to crash at any moment. It truly was one of the most fun excursions that I have ever done. The water is a beautiful light blue color and clear and crisp, especially as the temperature climbed in the afternoon. It was amazing that the boat could zoom over water that was no more than 3-4 inches deep at some spots. Back in town we cooked dinner and enjoyed a bit of cheap New Zealand Pinot, then German, who works at an ice cream store, collected cash and brought back a wonderful selection for us.
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We woke up early the next morning for a full day trip to Milford sound, and at 7:30 we jumped onto the bus and slept off and on until we reached the Fjordlands National Park. A fjord is caused by glacial ice carving through rock and leaving a U-shaped valley with steep walls on both sides, like Yosemite. The National park was a drippy, rainy mess, which allowed for spectacular waterfalls plummeting from all sides, a white contrast to the lush green bush on both walls. The drizzle was light, as we twisted and turned in the bus, gaining elevation, before cutting through a tunnel and ending at Milford Sound where we would take a short cruise. A Sound is an inlet like a bay, but with tall walls like a fjord, but wider, with the waterfalls cascading down both walls from the high cliffs above, and as the clouds opened a bit, we got a wonderful view of the true beauty of the lush green South Island of New Zealand. We rode slowly back on the bus and made it back to the hostel at 8:30, cooked dinner, packed up and said goodbye before getting to sleep early after a full day.
Finally, on the last day of fun, we rented a car and I drove all the way up the east coast to the Fox and Franz Josef Glaciers up about 5 hours from Queenstown. The drive was spectacular, with all kinds of scenery from switchbacks up barren mountains, to cruising along the many lakes, up through mountain passes of thick brush (referred to as “the bush”), then to the coast, lined with farmland full of sheep, cows, and deer happily munching on grass (yes, real grassfed animals!). The glaciers were sensational, huge icy thumbprints, pressed into the mountains, and we hiked over their waste of rubble and rocks until an icy wind crept over us as we admired how far they had moved over that past years. Continuing on, we drove up the coast to Hakitika, where we were going to spend the night. Upon arrival at 6pm, mind you we left Queenstown at 8am, we made the decision to reserve a room in Christchurch and drive the 3 hour right through Albert’s Pass straight through so we would have the whole day to explore the city.
As we drove onto route 73, I picked up a hitchhiker, a teenage boy, and as Flavia shot me one of her famous glares, he told me to drop him off 10kms up at the big yellow sign on the side of the road. We began chatting and he told me he lived in the bush, which can also mean basically anywhere outside of a city or town. His family had moved to their new home nine years ago, because his mother was a psychic, and well, that was the place that she had dreamed of. He invited us to visit their home and we pulled up and a burly pale woman and a tan, long haired man in tall rubber boots greeted us. We walked among their gardens and learned that she couldn’t read, and didn’t own a TV, leaving her plenty of time for psychic activities and gardening. All and all, Rouse and his parents were incredibly nice, and we were amazed at how happily they lived in their green broken down buses among beautiful vegetable gardens and chickens outside of the city. This reminded me that sometimes the best parts of the trip are the ones that are the most spontaneous. However, now I am face with a dilemma because last night, Rouse’s mother seemed to come to me in three or four of my dreams, which makes me wonder if it’s worth taking the 6-hour round trip to get a psychic reading from her!

We finally pulled up into Christchurch at 10 last night, an even more full day than the last, and I can now say that driving on the right side of the road is not as hard as it seems, and that having a car and doing things our own way is the best for us. Tomorrow we take the train ride along the east coast and up to Picton, in the very north of the South Island and the heart of the wine country. I’ll write again before we leave New Zealand.